Jane pulls rank on Tom and Paulie G to get Valerie more lines on 'Room and Bored.'
Vince is blinded by love, and Eric gets cozy with Sloan. Meanwhile, Ari gets shot down in the war room, and Drama and Turtle use their paparazzi skills on an important spy mission.
Carey needed some help, so Mr. Moseby ends up taking Zack and Cody to a baseball game. Mr. Moseby get into some trouble due to an incident at the game. London sets Maddie up on a blind date, in which Maddie ends up having a really bad hair day.
Calvin and Jen have dinner with David and Dana Kang (Kipp Shiotani, Lauren Tom), who are constantly cursing at each other in public. Michael Kang (Yun Choi) breaks up with Terri, while Isaac begins seeing Michael's sister Michelle (Camille Chen). Eddie picks up a gorgeous woman (Sheryl Lee Ralph) in a bar.
When Stillson's girlfriend disappears, he must reluctantly turn to Johnny Smith for help in locating her.
Lloyd realizes that the high school's time capsule could return the Diffy's to the future.
The Autobots search for Jolt and the kids who have been kidnapped by Sideways and Starscream, but Megatron has discovered new information regarding Unicron's dark power that could alter the effects of the war.
Solomon Grundy, a legendary zombie, emerges from a swamp on Halloween to wreak havoc on Gotham. But Batman and Alfred discover that there is more to Grundy than there appears.
SG-1 investigates when evidence suggests that there are still Goa'uld hiding on Earth -- including a former System Lord. Tensions between Earth and the Free Jaffa continue to mount.
When Team Impossible demands that Kim cease her duties as a teen hero, Kim is caught between a choice to live a normal life or continue to help save people. However, even should she decide to keep saving the world on a regular basis, can she outmatch three of the highest paid heroes in the world who have everything at their disposal, even their own theme song?
The team discovers a young Wraith girl who has been raised by a human, and is in hiding from the people of her human village in fear of her life.
When a childhood crush comes to Monk with a mysterious murder, Monk tries to win her heart by solving the case.
Adama heads to Kobol to find Roslin, reassembles the fleet and heads down to Kobol himself to find the presidential party in search of the "Tomb of Athena" which allegedly leads to Earth. Apollo hangs out with Starbuck , Zarek tries to keep his cronie off plotting with Boomer who is unaware of tension building between Helo and Tyrol.
Experiment 234, designed to collect private enemy conversations through her tail, is accidentally activated by Lilo. When she gets into trouble after overhearing part of a conversion and thinking that Mertle hates her friends, Mertle, out of anger, willingly helps catch experiments for Hamsterviel.
When Dr. Drakken and Hämsterviel team up to kidnap Stitch in order to mass multiply him in order to destroy the world, Kim Possible and Lilo set off to try and save Experiment 626. Jumba, on the other hand, is quite sure that a certain Naked Mole Rat is his experiment 607...
A story involving three men and a baby. The trouble is, the baby wants to knock down the Clansman Bar.
A teenage slacker is given the ability to turn into the American Dragon and defend all mythical creatures that secretly reside in the human world.
Experiment 128: BUGBY Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley are turned into bugs after Lilo captures an experiment for her bug collection.
Dennis is surprised to learn what many of his "cats" consider their favorite position: doggy style! We meet "the full Monica," a Marilyn Monroe-type whose private shrieks of pleasure are heard 'round the Ranch. Also, the girls get some tips about using toys for men; Shelly prepares for an "out" date, and gets some inside info from Max about a big-time spender; and the Bunny Ranch celebrates its 50th Anniversary with a sentimental bash attended by alumni from 30 years ago.
As Andy's useless agent still hasn't managed to get him any work, he takes it upon himself to get his sitcom script read by somebody. He manages to get it to Patrick Stewart, who passes it onto the BBC, who decide to develop it. However, Andy finds himself stuck developing the script with a nearly unbearably camp man, a problem he shares with Maggie, who unwittingly repeats it to Andy's colleague later on, possibly jeopardizing Andy's chances of getting his sitcom made.